Bette Midler Zohran Mamdani
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Bette Midler Turns On Mamdani Over NYC Taxes, “Why Do I Owe Him A Fifth Of Everything?”

Bette Midler helped put Zohran Mamdani in City Hall. Now she’s getting the bill. The overrated liberal diva says she can’t afford to stay in Midtown Manhattan anymore after Mamdani’s City Hall sent over what she owes for 2027. And she isn’t happy about it. “This isn’t even my second home,” Midler said. “Why do […]

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Markwayne Mullin Rashida Tlaib
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Markwayne Mullin Blocks Tlaib From Sponsoring Refugees After Three Applicants Are Flagged

Rashida Tlaib has lost the right to sponsor refugees. Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin made the call this week after the Michigan Democrat was caught putting her name behind three men Israel has flagged as Hamas supporters. All three had entered the country through a refugee sponsorship program, and Tlaib was listed as their sponsor. […]

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Cher
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Cher Hit With Court Date After Parking Dispute Turns Physical In Manhattan

Cher has a court date coming up, and it isn’t for a concert. The pop legend was hit with a criminal citation this week after slapping a parking attendant in Manhattan. Police say the 84-year-old singer lost her temper after finding out her car had been towed. According to officers, Cher left her vehicle in […]

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Alan Ritchson
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Alan Ritchson Faces Cease-And-Desist Over Claims About President, Judge Issues Gag Order

Alan Ritchson has been told to keep quiet. The leftist “Reacher” star just got hit with a cease-and-desist over the accusations he keeps throwing at the President, and now a judge has backed it up with a gag order. The petition, filed by the President’s legal team, says what Ritchson has been saying goes “way […]

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Bruce Springsteen
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Bruce Springsteen Ready To Hang It Up After Backlash Over His “Woke” Politics

Bruce Springsteen may be singing his final songs. The Boss is just about done and ready to retire, according to people close to him, after a big chunk of his fans walked away over his politics. And he says he’d rather leave the stage than tone down his message. “I can’t look away from what’s […]

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Pramila Jayapal Mike Johnson
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Pramila Jayapal Loses Ways And Means Committee Seat, Johnson Says “Keeping Her On Is An Insult”

Pramila Jayapal has lost her seat on one of the most powerful committees in Congress. House Speaker Mike Johnson’s office announced this week that the Washington congresswoman has been removed from the Ways and Means Committee. The reason, according to Johnson, is that she has been using her position to illegally steer money toward Democrats. […]

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Matt Damon Clint Eastwood
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Clint Eastwood Fires Back At Matt Damon Over Oscars Return, “Ask Matt About Harvey Weinstein”

Matt Damon took a shot at Clint Eastwood this week. Eastwood needed exactly one post to answer. The trouble started after Eastwood handed his Oscars back to the Academy, a move that sent shockwaves through Hollywood. The legendary filmmaker has won multiple Academy Awards, including Best Director and Best Picture for “Unforgiven” and “Million Dollar […]

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Michael Jordan
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Michael Jordan Says Average Americans Aren’t Buying the Blue Wave, “It’s Ridiculous”

Michael Jordan has never been big on politics. But when Newsmax asked him about the so-called blue wave in November, he had an answer ready. “I’m surrounded by average Americans,” Jordan said. “Not one of them has prepared to switch sides and become communists.” The six-time NBA champion said all the talk about a huge […]

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Rosie O'Donnell Jimmy Kimmel
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Rosie O’Donnell Barred After Illegal Boat Entry, “She Is Not Allowed to Enter Any Port in America”

Rosie O’Donnell won’t be coming back to America anytime soon. Federal officials say the comedian entered the country illegally this summer so she could fill in as guest host on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” for a week. Customs found out, and now she’s been barred from returning. “She entered America by boat from Nova Scotia to […]

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AOC
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AOC’s Speaker Pitch Gets Laughed Out of Democrat Breakfast, “She Wouldn’t Get 30 Votes”

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had a big announcement at a Democratic strategy breakfast this week. Her colleagues thought it was a bit. The New York congresswoman stood up during the closed-door meeting and nominated herself for Speaker of the House. Almost the whole room thought she was joking and burst out laughing. “We honestly thought it was […]

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