John Fetterman Hillary Clinton
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Fetterman Says Hillary Should Be Behind Bars, “If It’s Not Benghazi, It’s Uranium One”

Senator John Fetterman went on CNN this week and said something no Democrat was supposed to say. Hillary Clinton, he told Jake Tapper, belongs behind bars. The moment came during an interview on “The Lead.” Tapper had asked Fetterman about Republican efforts to revisit old investigations into Clinton, expecting what most Democrats usually say, that […]

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Border Czar Tom Homan Destroys James Carville After Thug Jab, “Unimpressive Little Man”

James Carville tried to take a swing at Tom Homan this week. It didn’t land the way he hoped. The veteran Democratic strategist, speaking on his political podcast, went after the Trump administration’s border czar by name, calling him a “big bumbling thug” who was running a cruel and chaotic immigration operation. Homan heard about […]

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Jasmine Crockett and Greg Abott
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Capitol Police Remove Jasmine Crockett After She Wags Finger in Abbott’s Face, Hit Her With Trespass Order

Representative Jasmine Crockett’s surprise visit to Austin ended with a police escort and a do-not-trespass order. The Texas congresswoman showed up at the State House this week without warning and confronted Governor Greg Abbott over reparations, according to several people who saw the encounter. What started as a heated exchange quickly turned into what one […]

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John Fetterman and Nancy Palosi
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“They Really Don’t Have Any Values Anymore”: Fetterman Turns on Democrats Over Pelosi and January 6th

Senator John Fetterman is done playing along. The Pennsylvania Democrat said this week that his party needs to stop protecting Nancy Pelosi and start being honest with the American people, especially when it comes to what happened at the Capitol on January 6th, 2021. “We have to stop living in denial about everything and stop […]

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James Woods Hits Back After Robert De Niro Calls Him “Ignorant and Uneducated”, “Bobby is a Woke Child”

Robert De Niro went after James Woods this week. It didn’t go the way he probably hoped. During one of his now-familiar political rants, the “Meet the Fockers” star singled out Woods by name, calling him “ignorant and uneducated” and claiming that Hollywood never respected him anyway. The comments came as De Niro was criticizing […]

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Seth Rogen & James Woods
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James Woods Shreds Seth Rogen Over B-Lister Jab, “I Was Appreciated Before This Guy Was Even Born”

Seth Rogen probably thought calling James Woods “a second-rate B-lister” would be an easy laugh. He didn’t count on Woods answering back. Rogen took the shot during a recent interview, waving Woods off as a washed-up actor who is better known these days for his political posts than his movies. The clip made the rounds […]

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Former Special Prosecutor Jack Smith Taken Into Custody at Miami Airport, Autopen Pardon Won’t Save Him

Jack Smith’s trip to Florida did not go as planned. The former special prosecutor was arrested by state troopers at Miami International Airport this week on a warrant issued out of Palm Beach County. The warrant is tied to the 2022 search of Mar-a-Lago, the raid that set off one of the most bitter legal […]

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Barbra Streisand and Zohran Mamdani
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Barbra Streisand Flees New York Over Mamdani, “I Worked My Whole Life For That Money”

New York just lost one of its most famous residents. Barbra Streisand has decided she’s had enough of the city under Mayor Zohran Mamdani, and she is leaving along with a wave of other wealthy New Yorkers who say the city has taken a hard turn to the left. Streisand broke the news herself on […]

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Jelly Roll & Ted Nugent Collab
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Ted Nugent Turns Down Jelly Roll After He Calls Asking Him To Headline, “No Way, Bub. Enjoy Being Woke”

Ted Nugent says he never expected to hear from Jelly Roll again, especially not with a request to headline a country festival after previously being told he wasn’t a big enough draw. But according to Nugent, that’s exactly what happened. The rocker says Jelly Roll called him personally and asked if he would step in […]

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Ilhan Omar Ordered To Explain Marriage History In Immigration Court, “Bring Your Brother/Husband”

Ilhan Omar may soon have to do something politicians usually try very hard to avoid: sit down, answer questions, and explain the timeline. According to the story making the rounds, Omar has been summoned to immigration court in Minneapolis, and she’s expected to appear alongside the man identified as her husband. Or her brother. That […]

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