Colin Kaepernick
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Colin Kaepernick Out Of Work After June Firing, Now Couch Surfing With Former Players, “Go Woke, Go Broke”

If you’ve been wondering what happened to Colin Kaepernick, you’re not alone. The former quarterback has been so quiet lately that fans have started asking whether he’s okay. According to his friends, he’s more than okay. He’s just resting. A lot. Alexa Bruno checked in with the people who see him most. Kaepernick spent years […]

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LeBron James Sophie Cunningham
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LeBron James Goes After Sophie Cunningham, “Crybaby” Comment Backfires, “If You Don’t Love America, Then Maybe Don’t Represent America”

When LeBron James called Sophie Cunningham a “crybaby,” he probably thought it was a throwaway line. He forgot who he was talking about. Cunningham answered within hours, and her comeback was so sharp that even LeBron’s fans had to admit she won. Alexa Bruno breaks it down. LeBron was chatting on a livestream with a […]

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Chelsea Clinton
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Chelsea Clinton Strikes Plea Deal As British Government Targets Clinton Foundation

Chelsea Clinton is used to cameras. She’s been followed by them since she was twelve. But she probably didn’t expect the newest round of attention to come with a British accent. Questions in the UK about the Clinton Foundation have made her the face of a story she didn’t start. Alexa Bruno breaks down what’s […]

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Zohran Mamdani
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NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani Calls For Sharia Punishment After Mosque Attack, “Islam Decides”

Zohran Mamdani doesn’t usually agree with everyone. This week, he found something nearly all New Yorkers could agree on: you don’t throw paint on a house of worship. The mayor spoke outside a mosque that had been splattered with rainbow paint overnight. Alexa Bruno followed the story from the press conference to the cleanup. The […]

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Faces Bribery Allegations From Todd Blanche, “This Is A Felony”

Marjorie Taylor Greene has never been accused of being shy, and she isn’t starting now. After Todd Blanche took a few public swipes at her this month, Greene answered the only way she knows how: loudly, often and with plenty of exclamation points. Alexa Bruno looked into the feud that has turned into Washington’s favorite […]

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Kathy Hochul Zohran Mamdani
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Kathy Hochul Faces Recall Threat Over Zohran Mamdani, “Get Rid Of Him”

If you want to see a governor sigh, mention Zohran Mamdani’s name in Albany this month. Lawmakers from both parties have been pressing Kathy Hochul to do something about the mayor of New York City. What exactly they want her to do is a little fuzzy. What’s clear is that they’re frustrated, and they want […]

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Pete Hegseth
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Pete Hegseth Says Antifa Members Will Be Kicked Out Of Military, “No Exceptions”

Pete Hegseth just made one thing very simple for anyone wearing a US military uniform. If you’re an active Antifa member, pack your bags. Alex Bruno breaks down the new order and why supporters say it should’ve happened years ago. Hegseth announced the policy in typical fashion, short and blunt. “Any soldier found to be […]

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Elon Musk George Soros
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Elon Musk Declares War On George Soros, “I’m Going To Stop Him Before He Wrecks The Country”

Elon Musk doesn’t do small hobbies. Some billionaires buy sports teams. Some buy islands. Musk, apparently, has decided to buy the end of George Soros’s political empire. Alex Bruno breaks down Musk’s newest crusade, and why he thinks it’s the best deal he’ll ever make. Musk made his intentions plain in a burst of posts […]

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Gary Sinise Tom Hanks
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Gary Sinise Says He And Tom Hanks Were Never Pals, “Felt Creeped Out Every Day”

Hollywood is full of fake friendships, but most of them don’t come with an Oscar and a shrimp boat. Gary Sinise says the one he had with Tom Hanks was strictly for the camera. Alex Bruno dug into Sinise’s latest comments, and the story behind the sequel that never happened. For years, Sinise kept his […]

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Jill Biden
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University Of Delaware Drops Bombshell On Jill Biden’s Ph.D., “Please Don’t Call Yourself Dr. Biden”

Some debates fade away. Others come back every year like holiday decorations nobody asked for. The argument over whether to call Jill Biden “Dr. Biden” falls squarely in the second group. Alex Bruno spent a week listening to Americans argue about it, and came away with a headache and a new respect for people who […]

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