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Megyn Kelly and Candace Owens Sign $400 Million Deal with CBS for Morning Show to Rival ‘The View’

In a move that has left both fans and critics alike buzzing, Megyn Kelly and Candace Owens have reportedly inked a jaw-dropping $400 million deal with CBS to host a new morning show set to directly rival ABC’s The View. The deal, which is already being touted as one of the biggest in television history, […]

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Taylor Swift’s Manager Confirms: “We’re Not Getting Any Ticket Sales After The Endorsement Backlash”

In a shocking turn of events, Taylor Swift’s manager has confirmed what many feared: ticket sales for the pop superstar’s much-anticipated tour have come to a screeching halt following her recent endorsement of Vice President Kamala Harris. What was once expected to be a sold-out, record-breaking tour has now turned into a ghost town of […]

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Taylor Swift Blames Instagram for Losing Millions Of Followers After Harris Endorsement: ‘It Must Be a Glitch!’

In a bizarre twist to an already turbulent week, Taylor Swift has pointed the finger at Instagram for her recent mass exodus of followers following her endorsement of Vice President Kamala Harris. Swift, who saw a significant dip in her Instagram following shortly after she publicly supported Harris, claims the platform itself is to blame […]

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Taylor Swift Apologizes to Fans: ‘I Didn’t Know Endorsing Kamala Would Be Such a Buzzkill’

In a move that has left both Swifties and political junkies reeling, pop superstar Taylor Swift issued a public apology to her fans, admitting that she had severely underestimated the fallout from her recent endorsement of Vice President Kamala Harris. “I didn’t know endorsing Kamala would be such a buzzkill,” Swift said in a statement […]

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Dennis Quaid Pulls His Exclusive Show From ABC: “Why Stay On A Sinking Ship?”

In a dramatic move that has sent waves through the entertainment industry, actor Dennis Quaid has officially pulled his exclusive show from ABC, delivering a parting shot that echoed throughout Hollywood: “Why stay on a sinking ship?” The decision, which comes amid ongoing controversies surrounding ABC and its handling of recent political debates, has left […]

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Country Music Association Strips Taylor Swift of Her Awards: “Should’ve Just Stuck to Entertainment”

In a move that has left the music world both shocked and somewhat bemused, the Country Music Association (CMA) has officially stripped Taylor Swift of her numerous awards, citing the pop superstar’s recent political endorsement of Vice President Kamala Harris as the reason. The CMA, which once celebrated Swift as a country music darling, is […]

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Swifties Launch Campaign to ‘Cancel Her’ After Harris Endorsement: ‘We Don’t Need Politics in Our Playlists’

In a move no one saw coming—except maybe the most politically exhausted among us—Taylor Swift’s fanbase has turned against her after her highly publicized endorsement of Vice President Kamala Harris. Once regarded as the queen of pop and the voice of a generation, Swift now finds herself at the center of a swirling social media […]

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Record Labels Consider Dropping Taylor Swift After Harris Endorsement: ‘We Didn’t Sign Up for Politics’

In a shocking turn of events, some of the music industry’s biggest record labels are reportedly reconsidering their relationship with pop superstar Taylor Swift after her highly publicized endorsement of Vice President Kamala Harris. Once a golden child of the industry, capable of turning anything she touched into platinum, Swift now finds herself at odds […]

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Taylor Swift’s Concert Attendance Drops After Harris Endorsement: ‘No Fans, Just Empty Seats and Echoes’

In a surprising twist that no one saw coming—except maybe her angriest fans—Taylor Swift’s once sold-out concert venues have turned into a ghost town after her high-profile endorsement of Vice President Kamala Harris. The pop sensation, who has long been celebrated for filling stadiums and breaking attendance records, now finds herself staring out into a […]

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Country Music Bans Taylor Swift After Her Big Endorsement: “She Should Stay Out of Politics and Focus on Entertainment”

In a move that has sent shockwaves through the music industry, the country music community has seemingly turned its back on Taylor Swift after her recent political endorsement. Once the genre’s golden child, Swift has now found herself on the outside looking in, with country music insiders collectively declaring, “She should stay out of politics […]

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