Day: March 11, 2023

Tim Allen Buzzlightyear
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Just in: Tim Allen Sues Pixar For ‘Buzz Lightyear’ Movie

Tim Allen, the actor who famously voiced the beloved character Buzz Lightyear in Pixar’s “Toy Story” franchise, has filed a lawsuit against the animation studio over their upcoming movie “Lightyear,” which centers around the origins of the space ranger character. According to the lawsuit, Allen claims that Pixar did not seek his approval or permission […]

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Just in: Gordon Ramsay Walks Off ‘The View’ in a Rage

When you think of cooking and candid critique, one name inevitably bubbles to the surface: Gordon Ramsay. Famed for his no-nonsense approach in the kitchen, the celebrity chef can stir up a storm as easily as he whips up an omelette. But no one expected the high drama that unfolded when Ramsay appeared as a […]

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Just in: Roseanne Barr Wins Legal Battle and Takes Full Control of “The Connors”

In a stunning legal decision, a Los Angeles jury has granted Roseanne Barr full control over the hit ABC show, “The Connors”. The move comes after a bitter legal battle between Barr and the show’s producers, who had fired her in 2018 for making racist and offensive remarks on social media. Despite the controversy surrounding […]

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Just in: ABC Declines to Renew Whoopi Goldberg’s Contract, “It’s Time to Move On”

In a shocking turn of events, ABC has announced that they will not be renewing Whoopi Goldberg’s contract for her long-standing role as co-host of The View. According to sources close to the matter, the decision was made after extensive discussions and consultations with top executives, who determined that it was time for the show […]

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