Stephen King Gets Dumped by Publisher After Twitter Suspension
In a shocking turn of events, publishing giant Penguin Random House has announced that they are cutting ties with famed horror author Stephen King, following his suspension from Twitter. According to a statement from the company, they can no longer support an author who has been “de-platformed” from social media. “Stephen King’s suspension from Twitter […]
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WNBA’s Brittney Griner Slapped with 2-Year Suspension for Substance Abuse
In a stunning move, the Women’s National Basketball Association (WNBA) has announced that they are suspending Brittney Griner, one of the league’s biggest stars, for two years due to substance abuse. The announcement came as a shock to many fans of the WNBA, who have long admired Griner’s skill and athleticism on the court. But […]
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The View Forced to Cut to Commercial to Save Whoopi Goldberg’s Reputation
In a shocking turn of events on the popular daytime talk show “The View,” the producers were forced to cut to a commercial break in order to save the reputation of co-host Whoopi Goldberg. The incident occurred during a heated discussion about politics when Goldberg made a controversial statement that left the other hosts and […]
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Hollywood Star Alyssa Milano’s Car Explodes in Soho – Points Fingers at Climate Change
In a shocking incident that has left the posh Soho neighborhood in awe, actress and activist Alyssa Milano’s Volkswagen caught fire while parked outside her favorite vegan cafe. The incident has caused widespread panic and outrage, with many people blaming the tragedy on the effects of climate change. Milano, who is known for her staunch […]
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Hollywood Actress Alyssa Milano Cries on Twitter, Shocked That “Nobody Will Hire Me”
In a shocking turn of events, Hollywood actress and political activist Alyssa Milano took to Twitter to express her frustration over not being able to find a job. In a series of tweets, Milano bemoaned the fact that nobody was willing to hire her, despite her extensive acting experience and social justice credentials. “It’s just […]
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