Day: March 27, 2023

Ilhan Omar
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Ilhan Omar’s Shocking Scandal: Husband/Brother Deported to Pakistan to Face Incest Charges

Washington D.C. – In a shocking turn of events, Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, the husband/brother of Congresswoman Ilhan Omar, has been deported to Pakistan to face charges of immigration fraud and incest. Elmi, who had been living in the United States under false pretenses, was arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents last week and […]

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Mike Tomlin
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Steeler’s Coach Mike Tomlin Says “No More Kneeling on the Field!”

Pittsburgh Steelers coach Mike Tomlin recently made headlines when he announced that there will be no more kneeling on his field. “You’re athletes, not activists,” Tomlin declared, seemingly unaware of the rich tradition of athletes using their platform to bring attention to social issues. In a press conference, Tomlin explained his reasoning for the ban. […]

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Just in: Gordon Ramsay Throws Whoopi Goldberg Out of His Restaurant

Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay made headlines yet again after he reportedly threw Whoopi Goldberg out of his restaurant in Las Vegas. The incident occurred last night when Goldberg and her entourage arrived at Ramsay’s Hell’s Kitchen restaurant for dinner. According to eyewitnesses, Ramsay was in a foul mood from the start of the evening. He […]

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