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Trump Campaign Sues The View for $200 Million: “They Tell Terrible Lies”
- Alex Robin
- April 1, 2023
Washington D.C. – In the latest legal move from former President Donald Trump’s campaign team, the organization has filed a $200 million lawsuit against the popular daytime talk show The View. The campaign alleges that the show’s hosts, including Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, and Sunny Hostin, have repeatedly told “terrible lies” about the former president. […]
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John Elway Takes a Firm Stand: ‘Kneeling on My Field Will Result in Immediate Termination’
- Alex Robin
- April 1, 2023
In a stunning announcement today, Denver Broncos General Manager and Hall of Fame quarterback John Elway declared that any player who kneels during the national anthem on his field will be immediately fired. “Listen, I understand the importance of free speech,” Elway began at a press conference. “But when it comes to disrespecting our country […]
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Roseanne Barr Offered $100 Million by CBS to Pen a New Sitcom
CBS has made an outrageous offer to disgraced comedian Roseanne Barr – $100 million to write a new sitcom. Yes, you read that right. The same Roseanne Barr who was fired from her hit show in 2018 for making racist and offensive comments on Twitter. According to CBS executives, they believe that Barr has served […]
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