Just in: NAACP Cancels Whoopi’s Membership
The NAACP made waves in the entertainment industry this week when it announced that it had canceled Whoopi Goldberg’s membership due to “inappropriate behavior” and “frequent violations of the organization’s values and principles.” According to sources within the NAACP, Goldberg had been a member of the organization for several years, but her behavior had become […]
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Anheuser Busch Cleans House: Entire Marketing Team Terminated Following Major Bud Light Faux Pas
In a stunning turn of events, Anheuser Busch has announced that it has fired its entire marketing department following what it calls the “worst mistake in Bud Light history.” According to sources within the company, the marketing team was responsible for a recent ad campaign that was meant to promote Bud Light’s new “lighter taste.” […]
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Augustus Anheuser III Apologizes for Controversial Bud Light Ads
In a stunning turn of events, Augustus Anheuser III, the CEO of Anheuser-Busch, issued an official apology today for the Bud Light Fiasco, in which the company released a series of controversial ads mocking craft beer. In a statement released to the press, Anheuser III expressed regret for the offensive nature of the ads, which […]
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