Day: April 24, 2023

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Just in: Tucker Carlson Rejects CNN’s $30 Million Offer

In a shocking turn of events, controversial Fox News host Tucker Carlson has reportedly been fired from the network after a series of controversial statements and on-air incidents. However, instead of being devastated by the news, Carlson has reportedly turned down a $30 million offer from CNN to host his own show on the network. […]

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‘They Threw Me Under The Bus’: Tucker Carlson Files A Billion Dollar Lawsuit Against Fox News

In a move that surprised absolutely no one, Tucker Carlson has filed a billion-dollar lawsuit against Fox News after being fired from his position as a host on the network. Carlson, who has become infamous for his divisive and often inflammatory comments, claims that he was unjustly terminated and is seeking to recoup what he […]

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Just in: Tucker Carlson Joins “The View” as Newest Panelist

In a shocking turn of events, former Fox News host Tucker Carlson has announced that he will be joining the panel of daytime talk show “The View” as a permanent co-host. The move comes after Carlson’s firing from Fox News, where he had hosted his own primetime show “Tucker Carlson Tonight” for several years. The […]

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Just in: Tucker Carlson Joins OAN as News Director

In a shocking turn of events, Tucker Carlson, the controversial host of Fox News’ “Tucker Carlson Tonight,” has announced that he will be leaving the network to take on a new role as the News Director at One America News Network (OAN). Sources close to Carlson say that he was attracted to OAN’s commitment to […]

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Just in: The Oaklands A’s Are Moving To Vegas And Ditching Greasy Gavin’s California!

The Oakland Athletics, also known as the A’s, have made a bold decision to leave California behind. Specifically, they are abandoning the city of Oakland and the state of California altogether. This move has been prompted by the team’s frustration with the political climate in the state, particularly with Governor Gavin Newsom. The A’s have […]

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