Day: April 26, 2023

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Fox News Announces Return of Bill O’Reilly in May, Promises a “No Spin Zone 2.0”

Fox News has confirmed that former host Bill O’Reilly will be returning to the network in May, nearly six years after his departure amid multiple sexual harassment allegations. The announcement has sent shockwaves through the media world, as many wonder how the network plans to reintegrate the once-popular host into its programming. In a statement […]

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Just in: Al Jazeera News Network To Hire Don Lemon

Just when we thought Don Lemon had hit rock bottom following his divorce and firing from CNN, it seems the beleaguered news anchor has found a new lease on life. Al Jazeera News Network has announced that they have hired the controversial figure, citing the need for more drama and zest in their programming. In […]

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Just in: Don Lemon’s Husband Files For Divorce After CNN Firing

In an unexpected turn of events, sources close to the couple have confirmed that Don Lemon’s husband, Tim Malone, has filed for divorce following Lemon’s abrupt firing from CNN last week. The shocking development has left both the media world and fans of the couple in a state of bewilderment. Tim Malone, a successful real […]

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