Day: July 23, 2023

Jason Aldean Sues CMT
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TRUE: Jason Aldean Sues CMT For $200 Billion

There’s no business like show business, and country music superstar Jason Aldean has just upped the stakes. In a shock move that has rattled the music industry and sent Country Music Television (CMT) executives into a frenzy, Aldean has slapped a lawsuit on the TV network, demanding a mind-boggling $100 billion in damages. This jaw-dropping […]

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Geraldo Rivera Whoopi Goldberg The View
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TRUE: Geraldo Rivera Vows To Never Return To “The View’ Due To Whoopi Goldberg’s Toxic Presence

Once upon a daytime TV saga, Geraldo Rivera, the erstwhile mainstay of Fox News, made a surprising foray into the lively realm of ABC’s ‘The View.’ However, as unpredictable as the spinning of a dramatic soap opera wheel, his stay was cut short. The reason? The vibrant co-host, Whoopi Goldberg, labeled by Rivera as ‘toxic.’ […]

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Jason Aldean CMT Loss
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TRUE: CMT Suffers a $200 Billion Blow in a Single Day After Removing Jason Aldean’s Hit Song

In a tale that’s more shocking than finding a hipster in a honky-tonk, Country Music Television (CMT) has managed to send a $200 billion tumbleweed rolling through their revenue after yanking Jason Aldean’s hit song “Try That In A Small Town” from their rotation. Just when we thought country music was all about lost dogs […]

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Blake Shelton Jason Aldean Support
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TRUE: Blake Shelton Stands Tall for Jason Aldean, Ditches CMT’s $50 Million Rodeo

Hold on to your cowboy hats, folks! It seems like the cowboy code of loyalty is alive and kicking in the heartland of country music. In a move as surprising as a cowboy voluntarily giving up his beloved cowboy boots, Blake Shelton, country music’s reigning charm king, has decided to step away from a staggering […]

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