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Breaking: Harrison Butker Signs $10 Million Deal with ABC for a New Show, “It’s Going to Replace The View”
A famous football kicker got everyone scratching their heads. Well, yes, the ABC Network has given Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker a huge $10 million deal to host a new talk show. We may be missing a TV host who is an expert in kicking footballs but not brains. No wonder if the American […]
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Breaking: Mel Gibson Withdraws From $100 Million Movie Starring George Clooney, “Biggest Baby Ever”
In a dramatic twist that has sent ripples through Hollywood, Mel Gibson has withdrawn from a high-profile $100 million movie project starring George Clooney. Gibson’s departure comes amid personal and professional disagreements, with the actor-director famously dubbing Clooney as the “biggest baby ever.” This development has not only disrupted production plans but also sparked a […]
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Clint Eastwood: “Thank God I Don’t Have To Hear About Pride Month For Another Year!”
In a world where Hollywood stars often lean towards progressive causes and public displays of solidarity, Clint Eastwood remains a stoic outlier. At 93, the veteran actor and director has long been known for his no-nonsense, straight-shooting demeanor. Recently, he made headlines again with a statement that perfectly encapsulates his traditional, somewhat curmudgeonly persona: “Thank […]
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