Day: July 22, 2024

Flag Bearer LeBron James
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Breaking: LeBron James’ Plea to Be Flag Bearer for 2024 Paris Olympics Instantly Rejected, “You Don’t Represent America”

In a turn of events that could only be described as tragicomic, NBA superstar LeBron James’ ambitious plea to carry the American flag at the 2024 Paris Olympics was swiftly, if not brutally, rejected by the U.S. Olympic Committee. This unexpected rebuff left sports fans and commentators alike in a state of bemused shock. LeBron […]

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Robert De Niro Leaves
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Breaking: Robert De Niro Vows to Leave the US Permanently if the 45th Returns to Office

Robert De Niro, the venerable actor known for his iconic roles in “Taxi Driver” and “Goodfellas,” has announced he will pack up and leave the United States permanently if Donald J. Trump becomes the 45th president of the United States. De Niro, who’s never been shy about sharing his disdain for Trump, seems ready to […]

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