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Breaking: Hulk Hogan Lands a $500 Million Deal With Samsung After RNC Speech
Only in America, could we have such a twist that Hulk Hogan, the legend of wrestling has just signed a $500 million contract with Samsung for his bombastic speech during the RNC. Yes, it’s true, the Hulkster is back and not just to do leg drops but to strike giant business deals. It was really […]
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Breaking: Jim Caviezel Rejects $500 Million Project with George Clooney, “He’s Awful”
In a stunning turn of events, actor Jim Caviezel has turned down a $500 million film project, citing none other than George Clooney as the reason. The blockbuster deal, which promised to be one of the most lucrative in Hollywood history, was abruptly halted when Caviezel expressed his unwillingness to work with Clooney, branding the […]
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Breaking: Jack Black Loses Nearly $15 Million in Concert Tours After He Went Woke
Looks like Jack Black’s mouth got him into hot water – and lost him a pretty penny! The actor’s anti-Trump comments have tanked his concert ticket sales, leaving him $15 million in the red. Who knew being a Trump critic could be so costly? Jack Black, beloved actor and frontman of Tenacious D has taken […]
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