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Breaking: Bud Light Becomes Major Sponsor of Olympics 2024 After Most Non-Woke Companies Drop Out
In a turn of events that has both left jaws dropping and social media buzzing, Bud Light has become the major sponsor of the 2024 Paris Olympics. This comes after a mass exodus of traditionally conservative, non-woke companies, who have decided to drop out of sponsoring the event, citing concerns over what they view as […]
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Breaking: George Clooney Vows to Leave America Soon: “I Just Can’t Take it Anymore”
In an unexpected twist, George Clooney came out of the blue with a bombshell announcement that he’s fed up with America while he was gesturing to his perfectly chiseled hairline. Yes, folks, you have read it right, this silver fox himself is vowing to leave the country he’s grown tired of. He declared, “I just […]
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