Elon Musk and Donald Trump Vow To Release Epstein Client List: “One of Them Should Go Down”
In what can only be described as the collaboration no one saw coming, Elon Musk and former President Donald Trump took to the stage together, in front of a roaring crowd, to make an announcement that sent shockwaves across the world: they plan to release the infamous Epstein client list. The billionaire tech mogul and […]
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Gordon Ramsay Throws Tim Walz Out of Hell’s Kitchen: “Don’t Come Back Here You Woke Creep”
In a move that sent shockwaves through both the culinary world and political spheres, famed chef Gordon Ramsay reportedly threw Minnesota Governor Tim Walz out of his hit show Hell’s Kitchen last night, calling the politician a “woke creep” after a heated exchange over the menu’s “politically incorrect” dishes. The clash occurred during a special […]
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Dennis Quaid Signs $100 Million Deal With Warner Bros. A For Non-Woke Movie After Success of Reagan
After the unprecedented success of his latest film Reagan, which shattered box office records and earned $1 billion in just one week, Dennis Quaid has signed a $100 million deal with Warner Bros to star in an upcoming non-woke movie. This announcement comes as Hollywood witnesses a growing shift in audience preferences, with more moviegoers […]
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PFATS Cancels Scholarships Of 10 Players For Anthem Kneeling, “Kneel For The Flag”
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the sports world, the Professional Football Athletic Trainers Society (PFATS) has announced the cancellation of scholarships for 10 NFL students who were found guilty of the unforgivable sin of kneeling during the national anthem. This bold decision has been met with both cheers and jeers, depending on […]
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