Breaking: NFL Committee Disqualifies 7 Players For Anthem Kneeling At The Opening Ceremony, “It’s a New Season Free From Kneeling Wokeness”
In an unprecedented display of zero tolerance for “wokeness,” the NFL kicked off its new season by disqualifying seven players for the egregious offense of kneeling during the national anthem. Yes, you read that right. While millions tuned in to watch the NFL’s season-opening ceremony, a small group of players dared to take a knee, […]
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Breaking: Tim Walz’s Own Family Disown Him, “We Don’t Support This Woke Creep”
In a development that could only be described as the stuff of Shakespearean tragedy (or perhaps a daytime soap opera), Minnesota Governor and Democratic vice-presidential nominee Tim Walz has found himself disowned by some of his very own relatives. The reason? They don’t much care for his “woke” political ideology or his campaign for the […]
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Dennis Quaid’s Reagan Becomes the #1 Movie in the Whole World Despite Being Banned from Liberal Hollywood
In a plot twist that not even Hollywood screenwriters could have predicted, Dennis Quaid’s Reagan has soared to the top of the global box office, becoming the #1 movie in the world despite being largely ignored, criticized, and in some cases, unofficially banned by what many are calling “Liberal Hollywood.” It seems the tale of […]
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