Texas Officially Bans the Sale of Lab-Grown Meat: “It’s Printed Meat”
In a move that has stunned the culinary and scientific communities alike, Texas has officially banned the sale of lab-grown meat, or as state officials prefer to call it, “printed meat.” The Lone Star State, known for its love of barbeque, beef, and the kind of steak that makes vegetarians weep in quiet dismay, has […]
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Bill Maher Confronts Tim Walz on Show, Teaches Him A Lesson: “You’re a Disappointment”
In what could only be described as one of the most awkward moments in late-night television, Minnesota Governor and Democratic vice-presidential nominee Tim Walz was unceremoniously booted from Real Time with Bill Maher after a less-than-flattering confrontation with the show’s notoriously blunt host. The headline moment? Maher, after grilling Walz on his political record, looked […]
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Howard University Professors Confirm: “Kamala Was the Worst Student Ever”
In an unexpected revelation that’s sure to send shockwaves through the political world, a group of retired professors from Howard University have come forward to share what can only be described as a truly bizarre chapter in the history of the school: Vice President Kamala Harris, they claim, was their “worst student ever.” Yes, you […]
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