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Guy Fieri Kicks Taylor Swift Out of His Restaurant After Harris Endorsement: “Don’t Come Back Here, You Ain’t Anybody’s Role Model”
In what might be the spiciest scandal to ever hit Flavortown, celebrity chef Guy Fieri has officially taken his diners, drive-ins, and dives to new political heights. Known for his signature bleached hair, love of nacho cheese, and all things “dude food,” Fieri shocked fans everywhere when he reportedly kicked pop icon Taylor Swift out […]
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Elon Musk Calls for Boycott of ABC Network: “Let’s Take ‘Em Down!”
In yet another dramatic twist in the ever-spiraling 2024 political saga, tech billionaire and part-time Twitter disruptor Elon Musk has thrown his weight behind a full-fledged boycott of ABC Network following the recent presidential debate. After a polarizing event that left both Donald Trump and Kamala Harris supporters fuming over the moderators’ handling, Musk took […]
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