Day: September 16, 2024

Elon Musk ABC Subscriber Loss
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ABC Loses Almost 1 Million Subscribers Overnight After Elon Musk’s Boycott Call

In what may go down as one of the most dramatic media shake-ups of the year, ABC has reportedly lost almost 1 million subscribers overnight. The reason? One tweet from tech mogul Elon Musk, who, after witnessing what he described as “blatant bias” during ABC’s recent presidential debate coverage, called for a full-blown boycott of […]

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Tim Allen ABC Boycott
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Tim Allen’s Non-Woke Actor Alliance Announces Boycott of ABC: “They’ve Lost It”

In the latest skirmish in the culture wars, Tim Allen’s Non-Woke Actor Alliance (NWAA) has announced an official boycott of ABC, declaring that the network has “completely lost it” after its handling of the recent presidential debate. The NWAA, a group of Hollywood actors who believe the entertainment industry has been overtaken by “wokeness,” has […]

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David Muir Is Now Jobless After Being Fired by ABC, “Fact Checking Was My Biggest Mistake”

In a shocking turn of events that has left the media world reeling, David Muir, the anchor of ABC’s flagship news program World News Tonight, has reportedly been fired by ABC. Once a golden boy of the network, Muir has now found himself out of a job and, as some insiders suggest, struggling to figure […]

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