Day: October 3, 2024

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CBS Has Reportedly Fired Debate Moderators Norah O’Donnell And Margaret Brennan, “A Disgrace To Their Profession”

In a shocking turn of events, CBS has reportedly fired two of its most prominent news anchors, Norah O’Donnell and Margaret Brennan, following the recent vice-presidential debate debacle. The move has sent shockwaves through the media world, raising eyebrows, clutching pearls, and making everyone wonder if the network has finally hit the “self-destruct” button. The […]

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Elon Musk Pulls $1 Billion Show From CBS After Alleged Bias in Debate: “CBS Is Toast”

In a shocking move that has rattled the media world, tech mogul and Twitter extraordinaire Elon Musk has officially pulled his $1 billion show from CBS. Following what Musk called an “extremely biased” vice-presidential debate hosted by the network, the billionaire decided it was time to cut ties, calling CBS “the most unwatchable, agenda-driven network […]

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J.D. Vance’s Boycott Call Costs CBS 6 Major Advertisers: “They’re Going Down”

In an unprecedented turn of events, Ohio Senator and Republican vice-presidential nominee J.D. Vance has successfully launched a boycott campaign that has cost CBS six major advertisers. Following what he described as “obvious bias” during the recent vice-presidential debate, Vance called for an all-out boycott of the network, rallying his supporters to hit CBS where […]

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