Jon Voight Turns Down $100 Million Sponsorship Deal from Primanti Bros: “They Went Woke”
In a truly bizarre twist of sandwich-related drama, Academy Award-winning actor Jon Voight has made headlines for turning down an eye-popping $100 million sponsorship deal from Primanti Bros., the beloved Pittsburgh institution known for its iconic sandwiches piled high with French fries. But it wasn’t the carbs or the calories that made Voight walk away—it […]
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Kyle Rittenhouse Cancels Metal Fest Appearance Over Wokeness Concerns: “It’s Sad That Metal Went Woke Just Like That”
In a twist no one could have predicted, Kyle Rittenhouse, the controversial figure at the center of the 2020 Kenosha protests, has canceled his much-anticipated appearance at Orlando’s Shell Shock II Metal Fest. The reason? The metal world has apparently succumbed to what Rittenhouse calls “wokeness,” leading him to pull out of the event and […]
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Primanti Bros. Loses $50 Million and 10 Major Sponsors Amid Boycott: “They’re Toast”
In what can only be described as the ultimate sandwich scandal of the century, Primanti Bros., the beloved Pittsburgh-based eatery known for its famous fries-on-everything sandwiches, has found itself facing an unprecedented boycott that has resulted in a staggering $50 million in losses. To make matters worse, 10 of its major sponsors have pulled out, […]
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