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Hulk Hogan Pulls His Non-Woke “Real American Beer” from Target Shelves: “Don’t Want Any Wokeness in My Lager, Brother!”
In what might be the most earth-shattering news since Hulk Hogan bodyslammed Andre the Giant in front of 93,000 fans, the wrestling icon turned brewmaster has officially pulled his “Real American Beer” from Target shelves. His reasoning? The Hulkster himself has declared that his beer will not coexist with “woke” corporate agendas, and brother, he’s […]
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