Day: October 18, 2024

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Elon Musk Is Considering CNN Acquisition To Set Things Right, Says “Our Country Will Be In A Better Place”

In a move that has sent shockwaves through the media world, billionaire tech mogul Elon Musk is reportedly considering the acquisition of CNN in what he describes as a plan to “set things right” and restore the news network to its former glory. According to Musk, CNN has veered so far off course that the […]

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Elon Musk to Pursue Legal Action Against Bill Gates: “He’s Evil, Let’s Get Him Behind Bars”

In an unexpected yet headline-worthy move, Elon Musk, the ever-charismatic billionaire behind Tesla and SpaceX, has made an explosive declaration that has social media buzzing: he is ready to pursue legal action against Bill Gates, the once untouchable Microsoft founder. Musk, who has never shied away from controversial statements, escalated the rivalry between himself and […]

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Lia Thomas Admits: “I Faked Being Trans to Expose How Gullible the Left Is”

In what could be the biggest plot twist of the decade, controversial swimmer Lia Thomas dropped a bombshell during an exclusive interview with Totally Legit News Network this week. The Ivy League swimmer, who became the focal point of a nationwide debate on transgender athletes, has admitted she was never really trans after all. That’s […]

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