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McDonald’s Stocks Skyrocket 200%: “Making McDonald’s Great Again”
In a stunning twist of fate, McDonald’s—a company that already holds a special place in the American heart and stomach—saw its stock skyrocket by 200% following a recent visit by none other than former President Donald Trump. Donning an apron and manning the fry station at a Pennsylvania franchise, Trump seems to have cooked up […]
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Elon Musk Bans DreamWorks Animation Permanently from X for Promoting Pride: “It’s Extremely Woke”
In a move that has left both the tech world and the entertainment industry reeling, Elon Musk, the mercurial CEO of X (formerly known as Twitter), has officially banned DreamWorks Animation from his platform, citing the studio’s open support for LGBTQ+ Pride as “extremely woke.” The decision has sparked a whirlwind of controversy, sending shockwaves […]
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