Day: November 2, 2024

Mark Cuban And Harris Endorsement
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Mark Cuban’s Net Worth Drops by $1 Billion After His Big Endorsement: “Go Woke Go Broke”

In a twist that even Shark Tank viewers couldn’t have seen coming, billionaire entrepreneur Mark Cuban’s net worth reportedly dropped by a staggering $1 billion mere hours after endorsing Vice President Kamala Harris for the presidency. Cuban, who has built his brand on savvy investments and unapologetic opinions, now finds himself at the center of […]

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LeBron James Kamala Harris Endorsement
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LeBron James Thrown Out of the U.S. Team After His Big Endorsement: “We Don’t Support His Politics”

In a shocking turn of events, basketball superstar LeBron James was reportedly asked to step away from the U.S. national team roster after his very public endorsement of Vice President Kamala Harris. James, who recently posted a video on X urging his followers to vote for Harris while condemning former President Donald Trump’s rhetoric, has […]

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Quakers Aunt Jemima
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Quaker Oats Faces Growing Backlash, Decides to Bring Back Aunt Jemima

In a move that has left consumers, cultural commentators, and breakfast enthusiasts baffled, Quaker Oats recently announced its plans to reverse its 2020 decision and bring back the beloved (and controversial) Aunt Jemima brand. Faced with a backlash from customers nostalgic for the iconic syrup and pancake mix mascot, the company has apparently decided that […]

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