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Quaker Oats Bows to Backlash, Brings Back Aunt Jemima: “Aunt Jemima Is Back!”
In a move that has left breakfast tables across America both stunned and amused, Quaker Oats has officially reversed its decision to retire the Aunt Jemima brand, bowing to what company insiders describe as “unprecedented backlash” from pancake lovers everywhere. Nearly three years after rebranding to “Pearl Milling Company” and hoping to modernize their image, […]
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Kid Rock Refuses to Let Jennifer Lopez On Stage, Gets Her Thrown Out of Concert After Her Big Endorsement
In what can only be described as a clash of the pop-culture titans, Kid Rock reportedly had Jennifer Lopez escorted out of his concert Saturday night after she tried to join him on stage. According to sources close to the incident, the rocker’s security team was quick to act, guiding Lopez out of the venue […]
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