Day: November 12, 2024

Kid Rock Red States Tour
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Kid Rock’s Rock the Country Tour Heads to Red States Only, “Only God-Fearing Patriots Allowed”

Kid Rock has announced that his 2025 Rock the Country Tour will take a strictly red-state route, marking his most direct appeal yet to fans who share his unapologetically patriotic values. Bypassing blue states altogether, Rock’s tour will make stops in 11 cities, each selected for what he describes as “the spirit of hard work, […]

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Elon Musk Suggests Turning IRS Agents into Border Patrol, ‘Let’s Streamline Government’

Following Donald Trump’s recent re-election, Elon Musk has proposed one of his most eyebrow-raising ideas yet: converting IRS agents into border control personnel. Musk’s reasoning? “Let’s take agents who are currently nitpicking over tax returns and put them where they’re really needed—on the frontlines.” The idea quickly went viral, stirring up reactions from every corner […]

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WOKE Target to Close Stores in Red States and Relocate to Blue States Only, “Sticking To Areas Where We Feel Safe”

In a move that has sent shockwaves through both the retail world and social media, Target has announced plans to close stores across several red states and focus its operations exclusively in blue states. Following Donald Trump’s recent victory, Target has made a bold statement, explaining that “sticking to areas where we feel safe” is […]

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