Taylor Swift’s Exclusive ‘Blue States Only’ Tour Struggles with 1,300 Tickets Sold
Taylor Swift, America’s reigning pop princess and pop culture lightning rod, made waves when she announced that her upcoming “Blue States Only” tour would avoid all states that voted Republican in the recent election, following Donald Trump’s surprising return to the Oval Office. However, as ticket sales roll in, the numbers are falling far short […]
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Barbra Streisand Reportedly Leaves America After Massive Red Wave Sweeps Red States
In what has become a trending topic on social media, Barbra Streisand, the iconic singer, actress, and vocal political activist, has reportedly packed her bags and left America following Donald Trump’s recent election victory and the sweeping “red wave” that saw conservative victories across red states. Sources close to Streisand say the star is disillusioned […]
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U.S. Airports to Display “WOKE Movie Stars Leaving the Country This Way” Signs
In a lighthearted yet pointed response to Hollywood’s perennial political outbursts, airports across the U.S. are reportedly set to install signs reading, “Movie Stars Leaving the Country This Way.” The cheeky signage, positioned at international departure terminals, aims to guide stars who may have publicly declared plans to leave the U.S. if Donald Trump won […]
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