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Alyssa Milano to Sell Out Red State Properties And Shift To Blue States, ‘I No Longer Feel Safe Here’
After another stunning election victory for Donald Trump and a sweeping “red wave” in conservative states, actress and activist Alyssa Milano has officially announced she will be selling all of her properties in red states and relocating to a blue state. The outspoken political figure, who has long been vocal about her disagreements with conservative […]
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Fox Removes Michael Strahan, Issues $150,000 Fine for National Anthem Disrespect
In a dramatic and eyebrow-raising response to the recent national anthem controversy, Fox has officially removed Michael Strahan from his on-air duties and slapped him with a staggering $150,000 fine for what they’re calling “flagrant disrespect for the flag.” The former NFL star-turned-TV host found himself in the network’s crosshairs after failing to place his […]
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