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Pride Flags Permanently Banned By MLS For FIFA Club World Cup 2025, “No More Woke Prides”
Major League Soccer (MLS) has ignited a firestorm of controversy after announcing a permanent ban on Pride flags during the FIFA Club World Cup 2025. The decision, which league officials describe as an effort to “maintain a neutral and unified environment,” has been met with swift backlash from LGBTQ+ advocacy groups, players, and fans alike. […]
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Guy Fieri to Open ‘Woke-Free’ Coffee Shops in Red States, Going Head-to-Head with Starbucks
Guy Fieri, the spiky-haired chef and self-proclaimed “Mayor of Flavortown,” is now brewing up a new venture, one with a distinctly patriotic flavor: “Patriot Brew,” a line of “woke-free” coffee shops set to open exclusively in red states. Promising “no lectures, no politics, just coffee,” Patriot Brew will go head-to-head with Starbucks in cities across […]
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