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Red State Boycott Costs Target Nearly $1 Billion: ‘We Made a Mistake’
Target is reeling from a financial freefall, losing nearly $1 billion in market value overnight as red-state conservatives launched a sweeping boycott in response to the retailer’s perceived “woke agenda.” The backlash, amplified by Donald Trump’s recent reelection and the resurgence of conservative influence in red states, has thrown the retail giant into damage-control mode. […]
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