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Walmart Announces Shift to Blue States, Red State Stores Set to Close by 2025
In an unprecedented corporate move, Walmart has announced it will shutter all stores in red states and refocus its operations exclusively in blue states. The decision comes on the heels of Donald Trump’s reelection and has ignited a political firestorm that’s already reshaping the retail landscape in America. “Walmart has always been about community and […]
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