Day: December 13, 2024

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Tom Cruise Rejects $500 Million Marvel Movie Role Over ‘Woke Culture’

Tom Cruise, the renowned Hollywood superstar, has made headlines after reportedly turning down an astonishing $500 million offer from Marvel Studios for a role in their upcoming Avengers movies. Sources close to the actor have revealed that Cruise was offered the iconic role of Iron Man in the next phase of the Avengers franchise. However, […]

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Jon Voight Rejects $20 Million NFL Ad Offer with Robert De Niro, Says “Never Work with Woke Creep”

Jon Voight, the acclaimed Academy Award-winning actor, has made headlines with his bold rejection of a lucrative $20 million offer from the NFL. The offer was part of an advertising campaign for the 2025 NFL season, which will kick off in Berlin, Germany. Voight was reportedly approached to join fellow actor Robert De Niro in […]

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NFL Offers $100 Million to Kid Rock and Jason Aldean for Anthem Performance in Berlin, Says “We’ll Do It Free for America”

The NFL is making headlines with an unprecedented offer to two of country music’s biggest stars, Kid Rock and Jason Aldean. The league has reportedly extended a massive $10 million offer to the two musicians to perform the national anthem at the opening of the 2025 NFL season in Berlin, Germany. The league has also […]

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MLS Bans Black National Anthem, Upholds ‘One Anthem, One Flag’ Policy

Major League Soccer (MLS) has recently sparked controversy with its decision to ban the Black National Anthem, also known as “Lift Every Voice and Sing,” from being played at its games. The league has announced that it will now adhere to a strict “One Anthem, One Flag” policy, meaning only the traditional “Star-Spangled Banner” will […]

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Mark Wahlberg Rejects $150M DreamWorks Offer, Says No to ‘Wokeness for Kids’

Mark Wahlberg, the renowned actor known for his roles in films such as *Transformers: Age of Extinction*, *The Fighter*, and *Ted*, recently made headlines with a bold decision that has sparked widespread discussion in Hollywood and beyond. Wahlberg turned down a substantial $150 million offer from DreamWorks Animation, the acclaimed animation studio behind major hits […]

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