Day: December 29, 2024

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Sony Music Kicks Madonna Out of Studio for Promoting Pride: “We Have No Place for Woke Like You”

In a shocking move that has left the music industry reeling, Sony Music has reportedly expelled legendary pop icon Madonna from one of its studios for promoting Pride. The announcement came after the superstar’s vocal support for LGBTQ+ rights and the Pride movement, which Sony Music deemed “incompatible” with their current vision. In a statement […]

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Lia Thomas Expelled While Submitting Form for Next Pan American Games: “William, You Think We’re Mad?

Lia Thomas, the transgender swimmer who made headlines for competing in women’s collegiate swimming, has found herself at the center of yet another controversy—this time, in connection with the Pan American Games. Thomas was recently removed from the girls’ locker room while submitting her application for participation in the upcoming Pan American Games, set to […]

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Zoe Saldaña Denied Access to Oscar Red Carpet: “Your Presence Is Too Woke”

Zoe Saldaña, the celebrated actress known for her iconic roles in *Avatar*, *Guardians of the Galaxy*, and *Star Trek*, found herself embroiled in a surprising controversy at the 2024 Academy Awards. Despite being invited to attend, Saldaña was reportedly banned from stepping onto the Oscar red carpet, with one source allegedly telling her that “Your […]

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Peacock Cancels $80 Million Contract With Meghann Fahy, “Just A crying Baby”

Peacock, the streaming platform owned by NBCUniversal, has made the shocking decision to cancel its highly anticipated show starring Meghann Fahy, one of the breakout stars from *The White Lotus*. The show, which had a hefty budget of $80 million, was expected to be a cornerstone of Peacock’s content strategy. However, despite significant investment, the […]

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Texas Rangers Are the Only MLB Team to Reject Pride Night: ‘Our Home Run is Woke-Free’

In a surprising and controversial move, the Texas Rangers have become the only Major League Baseball (MLB) team to decline hosting a Pride Night. This decision, which has garnered attention across the sports world, has sparked both support and criticism. The team’s statement, which included the phrase “We will hit woke Pride out of the […]

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MSNBC Drops Joy Reid: ‘Your Endorsement Is Hurting Our Ratings’

In a surprising move, MSNBC has decided to part ways with prominent host Joy Reid, citing concerns over her recent endorsements and the negative impact they were having on the network’s ratings. Reid, known for her outspoken political views and passionate commentary, has been a fixture at MSNBC for years, hosting *The ReidOut*, a show […]

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