Day: February 8, 2025

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Philadelphia Coach John Tortorella Says His Team Will Never Participate in NHL Pride Night: “Ice Fields Are for Players, Not Wokeness”

In a bold statement that is sure to stir up controversy, Philadelphia Flyers head coach John Tortorella has declared that his team will never participate in NHL Pride Night celebrations, citing his belief that the ice should be reserved for players, not for political or social movements. Tortorella’s comments, made during a recent press conference, […]

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New NFL Chairman Announces No Team Will Celebrate Pride Night “Wokeness Has No Place on the Field”

In a controversial move that has sparked intense debate across the sports world, the newly appointed NFL Chairman has announced that no teams will participate in Pride Night celebrations or any related Pride activities going forward. This decision comes after a series of public comments and political shifts that have taken place following the end […]

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CNN Kicks Out John Berman, Takes First Step Toward “Non-Woke” Revolution

In a stunning move that has left both loyal viewers and industry insiders stunned, CNN has announced the departure of anchor John Berman, citing a need for a more balanced, unbiased approach to its coverage. While the official statements were light on specifics, sources close to the situation have hinted that Berman’s perceived anti-Trump stance […]

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