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Elon Musk and DOGE Team Audit Ukraine Aid: ‘I’m Not Political, Just Doing What’s Right’
In yet another bold move that has left government officials scratching their heads, Elon Musk has announced that he and a team of blockchain experts—led by the ever-memeable Dogecoin community—will conduct a full audit of the billions sent to Ukraine in foreign aid. Musk, never one to shy away from controversy, stated, “I’m not political, […]
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Elon Musk Live Streams His Fort Knox Adventure: “Let’s See If the Gold is Actually There”
In an event that will surely go down in history as one of the boldest displays of billionaire curiosity, Elon Musk live-streamed a highly unorthodox tour of Fort Knox, claiming he needed to see with his own eyes whether the legendary 4,580 tons of gold were actually present. The broadcast, which streamed on X (formerly […]
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