Day: April 8, 2025

Homeless Veterans Pride Events
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Pride Month Budget Reallocated to Aid Homeless Veterans, Federal Officials Confirm

In a bold, controversial, and frankly astonishing move that has both rainbow flags and Twitter timelines in absolute shambles, the federal government has officially announced that all federal funding previously allocated to Pride Month events has been diverted to homeless veteran support organizations. That’s right. Instead of bankrolling parades, glitter-drenched drag shows, and government-sponsored rainbow […]

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Tim Walz And Elon Musk
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Federal Magistrate Approves Elon Musk’s $150 Million Defamation Lawsuit Against Tim Walz: “Free Speech Doesn’t Mean Free Lies”

In a development that’s sending political shockwaves through Silicon Valley and the halls of Minnesota’s state government, a federal magistrate judge has officially approved Elon Musk’s $150 million defamation lawsuit against Minnesota Governor Tim Walz, setting the stage for what could be one of the most high-profile legal battles of the year. The Tesla and […]

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