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Elon Musk Drops $50 Million in Tribute to Fallen Ally Charlie Kirk, “He Was Like A Brother”
In a move that stunned both Wall Street analysts and political commentators, Elon Musk has pledged a $50 million donation to the family of the late conservative firebrand Charlie Kirk. Musk framed the act not as charity but as “a brother’s duty,” instantly transforming the narrative from billionaire eccentricity to billionaire eulogy. The announcement came […]
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