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ABC Banishes Jimmy Kimmel for Life After Charlie Kirk Remarks: “He’s Our Hero”
In what media historians are already calling “the most dramatic corporate overreaction since New Coke,” ABC has permanently removed Jimmy Kimmel from the airwaves after the late-night host dared to make the gravest mistake in American broadcast history: suggesting that Charlie Kirk was not, in fact, a celestial being made of truth, patriotism, and founding […]
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