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Jason Aldean To Organize A Country Tour In Memory Of Charlie Kirk, “One Nation, One Flag”
Country singer Jason Aldean has never been accused of subtlety, and with his latest announcement, he doesn’t plan to start now. The Georgia-born performer revealed that his new One Nation, One Flag Tour will be dedicated entirely to the memory of Charlie Kirk, the conservative activist whose recent assassination has left right-wing circles scrambling for […]
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ABC Banishes Jimmy Kimmel for Life After Charlie Kirk Remarks: “He’s Our Hero”
In what media historians are already calling “the most dramatic corporate overreaction since New Coke,” ABC has permanently removed Jimmy Kimmel from the airwaves after the late-night host dared to make the gravest mistake in American broadcast history: suggesting that Charlie Kirk was not, in fact, a celestial being made of truth, patriotism, and founding […]
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