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BREAKING: Charlie Kirk’s Funeral Breaks Records, Outselling Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour Stop
Phoenix, AZ — America has entered uncharted territory: a conservative activist’s funeral has become a stadium-filling, record-shattering cultural event. On Sunday, Charlie Kirk’s funeral in Phoenix drew such an enormous crowd that event statisticians say it not only rivaled, but surpassed Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour concert in the same city earlier this year. Fans poured […]
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