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Coach Tomlin Benches Three Steelers After “Disgusting” Comments About Charlie Kirk, “He’s Our Legend”
PITTSBURGH — NFL coaches suspend players all the time: for missing curfew, for showing up late to practice, or for testing positive for “mystery gummies” bought off a cousin. But this week, Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin broke new ground by suspending three of his own players after they made what he called “disgusting and […]
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Utah Students Flood Campus in “We Are Charlie Kirk” Shirts, “It’s A Movement Now”
Utah Valley University isn’t known for Woodstock-level gatherings, but over the weekend the campus transformed into what many described as a “conservative Coachella.” Thousands of students, staff, and passersby swarmed the front lawns of the university, all wearing the now-iconic white shirts that boldly read: “WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK.” The demonstration, staged two weeks after […]
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