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Texas Governor Greg Abbott Bans Pride Flags From All Schools Following Utah: “No More Wokeness in Our State”
In a move that surprised approximately zero people but still managed to dominate headlines, Texas Governor Greg Abbott held a press conference Wednesday morning to announce his latest crusade: a full statewide ban on Pride flags in public schools. Standing at a podium flanked by a giant Texas state flag and, curiously, a framed photo […]
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ABC Affiliates Dump Jimmy Kimmel’s Return, Replace With Charlie Kirk Show
America tuned in this week expecting to see Jimmy Kimmel shuffle back onto their screens after his suspension — but for millions of viewers, the comeback never happened. Instead, local ABC stations across the country made a stunning choice: they blacked out Jimmy Kimmel Live! and replaced it with wall-to-wall Charlie Kirk tributes. Yes, in […]
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