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Jimmy Kimmel’s Post-Suspension Episode Gets Lowest Ratings In TV History, ABC Is Considering Replacing It With Charlie Kirk Show
Jimmy Kimmel has long prided himself on being America’s late-night clown prince, a master of “gotcha” jokes, celebrity pranks, and weepy monologues about politics that nobody asked for. But after his latest return from suspension—sparked by his infamous comments about the late conservative activist Charlie Kirk—Kimmel’s career may have hit a rock-bottom low so deep […]
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Every State Ordered to Erect Charlie Kirk Statue at Capitol Buildings, “This Is the Most Beautiful Thing Ever Done for America”
President Donald Trump has announced what he calls “the single greatest cultural project in American history” — a plan to install Charlie Kirk statues in front of every state capitol building in the nation. “People say George Washington was the father of our country,” Trump said while holding up a glossy poster of Kirk in […]
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