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BREAKING: Congress Renames Times Square After Charlie Kirk, “He’s Nation’s Son”
In a move that has simultaneously stunned, confused, and delighted different corners of the nation, Congress has passed a bipartisan bill to rename New York City’s Times Square after the late conservative activist Charlie Kirk. Effective immediately, the iconic tourist hub will officially be known as **“Charlie Kirk Square.”** The measure, introduced late Friday, passed […]
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