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Kid Rock and Jason Aldean Unite for Nationwide Tour Honoring Charlie Kirk, “For Charlie”
If you thought the Super Bowl was America’s biggest stage, think again. Jason Aldean and Kid Rock just revealed they’re joining forces for a 50-state “All America Tour” dedicated to the late conservative activist Charlie Kirk. Dubbed simply “For Charlie,” the tour is already being marketed as the most patriotic roadshow since Lynyrd Skynyrd played […]
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BREAKING: Congress Renames Times Square After Charlie Kirk, “He’s Nation’s Son”
In a move that has simultaneously stunned, confused, and delighted different corners of the nation, Congress has passed a bipartisan bill to rename New York City’s Times Square after the late conservative activist Charlie Kirk. Effective immediately, the iconic tourist hub will officially be known as **“Charlie Kirk Square.”** The measure, introduced late Friday, passed […]
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