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NFL Drops Bad Bunny, Picks Kid Rock as Super Bowl Halftime Savior, “Kid Is Country”
In a twist that feels less like a production choice and more like a scene from Idiocracy 2: Football Boogaloo, the NFL has announced it is scrapping Puerto Rican superstar Bad Bunny as its Super Bowl halftime headliner. His replacement? None other than Kid Rock, America’s self-appointed minister of beer, denim, and questionable sound systems. […]
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BREAKING: Elon Musk to Launch His Own Streaming Service in War With Netflix, “Time to Protect Our Kids”
Elon Musk has done many things in his career: he’s reinvented cars, launched rockets, sold flamethrowers, turned Twitter into a letter, and convinced people that dog memes are a legitimate investment strategy. Now, the world’s most unpredictable billionaire has announced his boldest plan yet—launching his own streaming company to compete with Netflix. His reasoning? According […]
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