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Carrie Underwood and Kid Rock to Replace Bad Bunny at Super Bowl Halftime Show
In a move that experts are already calling “the most Uncle Sam thing since apple pie with bacon,” the NFL has officially replaced Bad Bunny as the upcoming Super Bowl halftime performer with Carrie Underwood and Kid Rock — a pairing so aggressively American that bald eagles reportedly began reproducing out of sheer patriotism. The […]
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