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Turning Point USA Outsells NFL Halftime In Under One Hour After Announcing Kid Rock
It was the kind of cultural upset no one saw coming — except literally everyone who’s ever been to a Cracker Barrel. In what’s now being called “the Great Halftime Rebellion,” Turning Point USA sold out every ticket to its upcoming All American Halftime Show in under one hour, moments after announcing Kid Rock as […]
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Tucker Carlson Revives The Charlie Kirk Show With Erika Kirk: 100 Million Views In Less Than 24 Hours
In a feat that defied algorithms, reason, and basic laws of bandwidth, Tucker Carlson’s guest appearance on The Charlie Kirk Show — now hosted by Erika Kirk following her husband’s assassination — racked up a record-breaking 100 million views in a single day. That’s right: one day. Twenty-four hours. A single revolution of the Earth. […]
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