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Thousands Flood Turning Point USA HQ Wearing “Freedom” T-Shirts To Celebrate Charlie Kirk’s Birthday
Phoenix, Arizona — The desert sun baked the pavement outside Turning Point USA headquarters as thousands of patriots from across the country arrived, armed with lawn chairs, faith, and matching “FREEDOM” T-shirts that could double as road flares. They came for one reason: to celebrate what would have been Charlie Kirk’s 32nd birthday — the […]
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Elon Musk Honors Charlie Kirk With Historic $1B Donation to Turning Point USA On His Birthday
In a gesture that could only come from a man who once named his child after a Wi-Fi password, Elon Musk has announced a $1 billion donation to Turning Point USA on what would have been Charlie Kirk’s 32nd birthday. The announcement, made during a livestream titled “Freedom Frequencies and Rocket Fuel,” left both supporters […]
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