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BREAKING: Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Show Canceled After Low Ticket Sales, “We’re Going For Kid Rock”
For months, the NFL promised that the 2026 Super Bowl halftime show would be “a celebration of global music and cultural unity.” What they didn’t anticipate was that global unity apparently stops at a Spanish-language trap beat. On Friday morning, the league made it official: Bad Bunny’s halftime performance is canceled after record-low ticket sales […]
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