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Elon Musk Drops $50 Million to Fund TPUSA’s “All-American” Super Bowl Halftime Show
In the latest twist in America’s ongoing culture war-turned-talent show, Elon Musk has announced he’s donating a jaw-dropping $50 million to Turning Point USA’s upcoming “All-American Super Bowl Halftime Show” — a patriotic alternative to the NFL’s official halftime headliner, Bad Bunny. Because apparently, nothing says “freedom” like staging a parallel concert to remind everyone […]
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Kid Rock Turns Down $10 Million Offer to Sing National Anthem at Super Bowl: “I’d Do It For Free”
In an era where celebrity paychecks are measured in commas, Kid Rock just dropped a bomb on the entertainment world — not a guitar riff, not a whiskey bottle, but a moral statement wrapped in a leather jacket. The Detroit-born rocker reportedly turned down $10 million from the NFL to perform “The Star-Spangled Banner” at […]
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